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As I was a little behind on the newsletter, the Reader Mail has been piling up. I’ve tried to give a taste of all of it, but no way I could include each letter. But to those who’ve written in, thanks much. I really enjoy hearing from you guys.

You know firepower fans, it pleases me to say that I had never received one piece of just plain freakin’ nutty mail – until not too long ago when an irate reader decided to e-mail me on a Friday evening complaining about the overall “voice” of John Bertetto’s HEAD SHOT column available for your reading pleasure on my web site. Hint to disenchanted readers…do NOT send something like that if Farmer’s going to receive it after a night hefting pints at his local Irish watering hole. It can get real ugly real fast. Then again, you sick bastards will probably enjoy reading the exchange as much as I enjoyed writing the reply – in which I think I speak for the vast majority of my demented readership. So, let’s start Mail Call with the one unhappy reader…

I was going to order the new book but the rants from John Bertetto turned me off. What a jerk. This attitude is why the rest of the world hates us. People like him make America a spoiled adolescent country. Go over and spend some time in France and you might learn something.

Rob
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Rob,

With all due respect, take your suggestion to go to France and stuff it where the sun don't shine. Better yet, why don't you migrate there yourself. America would be the better for it.

As far as John Bertetto goes, yeah, he's got a big mouth. But he's speaking the right words. So fuck off. And please, tell your like-minded friends that I pass on the same regards. Oh...and thanks for writing.

Scouts out!

Mike

This has to be one of my favorite letters of all-time; normally I’d clean up typos, etc., before posting, but this one is perfect as it stands; not sure of the age, but I’m pretty certain this is the youngest firepower fan to write in…

your books are really intersting. I'm reading iron tigers right know at school but i have to say that there is a lot of swearing to your books. The swearing dosent really add to your books. Your books are really good and I hope you will continue to write such great books. Bye hope to hear from you soon

First, thanks for writing my friend. I'm glad you're enjoying the books, despite the cursing. All right, let's talk, buddy. I'm assuming you're a young guy? That's great. I used to be young as well (a long, LONG time ago). What you have to understand is that I'm not writing curse words to write curse words. I write them because -- bad, bad, adults -- that's the way a lot of people in the real Army talk. Do you see what I mean? I'm not trying to say we're right, but sometimes adults get into bad habits. Tell you what, on a personal level, I'll work on it ; ) But having said all of that, I have to tell you -- I have four daughters. The oldest is 18 and she's the ONLY one of them I let read my books. Hope this makes some kind of sense to you, buddy. And again, thanks for writing.

Your friend,

Mike

Dear Major Farmer:

I applaud the excellent writing you have done on both your novels, sir. As a former paratrooper (82nd Airborne Division, 1/325 Infantry), I enjoy reading good military techno thrillers. I have to tell you, sir, that IRON TIGERS was outstanding!

Begging the Major's pardon though, I was wondering if it would be possible to bring back the hard-charging African American officer and other armor officers? It would go a long way toward showing the readers that any one can make it in this new "Army of One". Also that character nicked named Arnold was the man!

Kudos on the story line and I can't wait for your next novel. As we say in the Airborne community, "All the Way, Sir"!

James Ross

James,

Thanks for writing, Airborne. I have a soft spot for my light brothers (as you could probably tell from the sergeant major's procession in TIN SOLDIERS).

No promises on the Marine officer from TIGERS (he did rock though, didn't he?), but I think you're going to dig Green Beret CW3 "Bull" Dell in the upcoming novel, WAR DOGS. And guess who his best friend and former NCO buddy is...that's right, Rolf Krieger, a.k.a., "Arnold". Should be out in SEP 05.

Again, thanks for writing, my friend. And many thanks for the service.

Scouts out!

Mike

Another keeper (PS: to all my Air Force friends, apologies for the below-mentioned “puke” remark regarding my Brothers in Blue, but hell – I meant it endearingly; really) -- Farmer

Dear Mike:

I stumbled on Tin Soldiers a year or so ago, and liked it so much that I ordered Iron Tigers from Amazon as soon as I was aware of its existence. It arrived yesterday, and I finished it this evening, earning much displeasure from my Wee Irish Lass. Ticking off the things undone on my honey-do list, she says that she will name you as a co-respondent in the divorce papers.

I’m a former Air Force type. It was 50 years ago last June that I was handed my silver wings and gold bars after Aviation Cadet Training. As you can imagine, prior to Tin Soldiers, I knew as much about 4th Century Chinese latrines as I did about tanks and Tankers and armored warfare. It was an educational book, to say the least.

As for Iron Tigers; it seemed to me like Tom Clancy meets W.E.B. Griffin, except that you write a helluva lot better than Griffin. Obviously, I liked it, or I wouldn’t have devoured it so quickly; but I would have liked it even more if it had more military and less political and spook stuff in it. There are several authors who can write the political and spook stuff pretty well, but they can’t begin to match you when you write about military folks. Your dialogue is humorous and realistic, and your characters are simply great. Your imagination is terrific. Phantom was a nice touch. Now my wife wants a Jack Russell terrier. After reading about Phantom, I guess it could hold its own against my 90-pound Doberman.

I took a little umbrage, however, when the colonel in the beginning referred to USAF types as “pukes”. I remember one Army PFC whose ass I helped save as an Air Rescue helicopter pilot in Korea in ’55; he was hemorrhaging internally and needed evacuation, as in Right Now. I was young and fearless, but I was still scared shitless, stooging through the Korean hills on a night as black as the bottom of a coal mine in my prehistoric H-19, without any navigation aids, looking for an Army camp I’d never heard of until the phone woke me at oh-dark-thirty. Anyway, I don’t think he or his buddies would call me a “puke”. I would like it better if you don’t use that expression again when referring to AF folks.

I’ll be waiting for your next book; keep up the good work.

Good luck in your new assignment!

Woody

Woody,

First, let me thank YOU, sir, for your service. I've read a lot about Korea -- primarily Colonel David Hackworth's accounts in ABOUT FACE -- and I realize it wasn’t remotely the theater portrayed in M*A*S*H. Then again, yet to see a happy combat zone.

Please pass on my personal apologies to Missus Woody and tell her I've given you firm walking orders to complete your chores before you do anything else other than to plant a nice kiss on her cheek and tell her that it's from Major Farmer.

Glad you enjoyed the books. To me it's all about the characters; after that, you put them in a setting you know -- that's why Grisham features so many courtrooms in his novels. When I started TIN SOLDIERS, TEAM YANKEE was about the only type of book similar in nature that I'd read. And as much as I enjoyed the book (and I wasn't on tanks at that point, still an Air Defense puke), I just didn't really care about the characters. W.E.B. Griffin, on the other hand, does characters wonderfully -- Craig Lowell is the man, always will be. At any rate, I tried to achieve a nice blend. Two reasons I moved away from the pure military style when I wrote IRON TIGERS: (1) again, write what you know; I'd been off of tanks for 3-4 years and working in the Intel Directorate at Central Command, and (2) thought I could achieve a broader reader base by moving in that direction. Thus far, objective # 2 has been achieved. But I'll never get away from the soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines being the primary loves of my writing. Now that I'm at Special Operations Command at Bragg, you'll likely see more of a special ops tint to # 3.

Helluva story, flying an H-19 in near-total-darkness -- balls of steel, my friend. And I apologize for the "puke" comment if you took it out of the context intended, but hopefully you see in my writing that pretty much every other branch of the service, every other combat arm of the Army, etc., is called a puke or something just as ribald at some point or another, usually delivered good-naturedly, by the tankers and cavalrymen who put themselves on a higher pedestal. Then again, who doesn't -- I'm yet to meet a non-arrogant Air Force pilot or Navy submariner ; )

Again, Woody -- thanks for a great letter. And thank you for your service to our nation. And now go and make up with that fine Irish lassie.

Scouts out!

Mike

Major Farmer,

I recently completed Iron Tigers and thoroughly enjoyed it. I was stationed at Ft. Bragg until I ETS’d in 2001. What I enjoyed most about your book was the beginning. You captured the bullshitting and the grab-ass and all of the little details with such ease that it brought me back to my shit-talking days in the platoon command post.

It has been my greatest privilege to be an American soldier and paratrooper. I was part of something special, something bigger than myself. I have seen and done things that I can talk about with friends and family, but no matter how detailed I get with them, something is lost in the translation. In hindsight, the big things don't really matter much to me. Everyone's done something bigger, better and badder. What I hold closest to my heart are the small things that made being a soldier and a leader the most memorable experience of my life. You know, like bagging on the cherries (note: that’s the new guys, firepower fans -- Farmer), or playing spades on an MRE box at Jungle School; the eternal battle with the stupid decisions your soldiers seem to make and never-ending paternal concern for their welfare.

Even though I'm out and done, I can't help but feel I never really left. No matter how close I get to people, those sorry shit-talking bastards will always be my real family. Even my damned dirty rotten nasty LEG buddies (another note firepower fans: there’s nothing stupid about saying, “I think I’ll stay on the plane until it lands, thank you very much -- Farmer ; ). I guess my point is that those first chapters struck a chord in me and no matter what I do or where I go, I can look back on that part of my life with pride because it was the people that truly made the experience what it was. Thank you for "reuniting" me with the ghosts of my friends for that brief span.

All the Way, Charles C. Rosenfield (Ex-Buck Sergeant and 1LT)

Charles,

Thanks much for the note, brother. Bringing out the "brotherhood" piece is what it’s all about for me. I tried to capture it, sounds like I did okay.

Funny you were at Bragg. I'm originally from North Carolina (Goldsboro) and just recently was reassigned from MacDill to good old Fayett-Nam. Bought a little place on one of the Pinehurst golf courses where I'm currently on PCS leave and working on book 3.

Sorry to hear about LTC (note: I removed the name in question for privacy and the section of the Charles’ note referring to the incident in question -- Farmer). You hate it every fucking day when you hear of our service members going down over there; it really strikes a chord when it's one of the good guys. But he ain't dead, buddy. Think of all those troops he trained and who carry a part of him, you included. And lest I forget, thanks much for your service.

Scouts out!

Mike

Major,

I just finished Iron Tigers and wanted to thank you. Outstanding, even better than Tin Soldiers and that's saying a great deal. I'll be looking forward to the next one. Thanks again.

Jeff Barrish

Jeff,

Thanks for the kind words, glad you enjoyed IRON TIGERS and TIN SOLDIERS. Tried to take a little different spin with the second book -- more intrigue, etc. -- and didn't know what "the military faithful's" reactions would be. So far it's been great.

Again, thanks for writing.

Scouts out!

Mike

Major Farmer,

I was a tanker for many years. We are a breed apart from the rest of the military. No other unit has the pride tanker units have. No matter if its armor or cavalry, the pride always shines through. Thanks for writing great books about us. I was in Desert Storm with 3/8 Cav, 2nd Brigade, 3rd Armored Division and I am very proud of that. My girlfriend loves your books too.

Rocko

Rocko,

First...regards to your lady, she has good taste ; ) Seriously, I've been surprised by the number of women who read the first two books; even more surprised that they loved them. Of course, I used my mom as a screener for the manuscripts, which probably didn't hurt.

And thanks much for the service, brother. Yeah, I love all of our service members. Every branch/service has a role to play in our nation's defense, but there's something special about Armor and Cavalry to those of us who’ve served with those units, that’s for certain.

Again, thanks for writing.

Scouts out!

Mike

Hi Michael,

Just finished Iron Tigers and I can breathe now. It was just as good as or better than Tin Soldiers. The characters are great and I hope some will come back in your next book, as they are part of the family now. I will be sending you a book to sign soon and can't wait for the next installment.

Mark D. Martin

Forest Grove, Oregon

Mark, Good to hear from you again, my friend. Trust you and yours are well. Thanks much for the high praise. I kinda like the new characters in TIGERS as well. And yes, Krieger, Dodd -- and Phantom -- are back in WAR DOGS. Looking at Sep 2005 for publication (assuming I finish it; on Chapter 5 now ; ) Scouts out! Mike

Sir;

Your latest is OUTSTANDING! I'm a retired senior NCO with over 23 years of Ranger Service! From Vietnam to Desert Storm and everything in between. My son is with the 101st Airborne and has been in Iraq. Your book is a real page-turner and I couldn't put it down! It is very clear you know your subject and have the ability to put into words what it is the military life is all about. I can hardly wait for the next book. “Charlie Mike” (note: that’s “continue mission”, firepower fans – Farmer) and & “Ranger On”, my brother!

Dave Wildes

SFC, Retired

Damn, Dave, all of that from a Ranger to the dirtiest, nastiest, stinkiest leg ever to grace a pair of BDUs?! Seriously, thanks much for the words, brother. Love hearing from the guys who've "been there, done that". Means a helluva lot to me.

Appreciate the service as well -- and please pass that on to your son when you next speak to him. Duty in Iraq is getting to be about as thankless as duty in Viet Nam was (but at least the people are still behind the troops today).

Scouts out!

Mike

Mike,

I just read Iron Tigers and wanted to tell ya, from a former 0311 in the Marines, I really enjoyed your work. Reminded me of Harold Coyle’s Team Yankee novel, as well as his follow up novels. And I wanted to say thanks to you and our troops over there. None of you are forgotten. Keep up the good work, watch your ass, and be well. Semper Fi.

Chris Harris

EMT-Paramedic

Cpl. USMC (90-96)

Chris,

Thanks much, devil dog. I was always told by, Ralf Zimmermann, my former battalion commander and the best tactician I’ve ever worked with, that I was better suited for the Corps than the Army. I think he meant it as a compliment. Decided the least I could do was work you guys into book # 2. Glad you enjoyed it. If you haven't checked out TIN SOLDIERS, give her a go. Think you'll like it.

As an EMT, assuming you work with the fire dept at times. Might want to check out INTO THE INFERNO by Earl Emerson. Just finished it -- great read. Good enough that I'm going to go by the bookstore to check out his earlier stuff.

And as I haven't mentioned it yet...thanks for the service, my friend, past and present.

Scouts out!

Mike

Dear Mike,

I just finished reading Tin Soldiers. I was drawn into your story, as it was captivating and realistic. I hope you continue to write many more. I was especially impressed with the comments from W.E.B. Griffin. I have read most of his books and very much like his style, especially his manner of developing the characters. I figured if he were willing to endorse your book, it would be a good one. I was correct. Keep up the good work. Write faster!! THANKS.

Jim

Jim,

Thanks much for a great note. Trust if you haven't yet, you’re soon going to be beating boots to your nearest bookstore for IRON TIGERS...it picks up 6 months after the conclusion of TIN SOLDIERS. And I'm writing as fast as I can, brother...5 chapters complete on book # 3.

Scouts out!

Mike

Mike,

I just finished TIN SOLDIERS and loved it. Now it's on to IRON TIGERS. Keep them coming.

God bless you for all you have done for this country. Thank you.

Striker

Hey Striker,

Glad you enjoyed TIN SOLDIERS. I tried to incorporate some different elements into IRON TIGERS for the non-military readers. Hopefully you'll like the changes. So far response has been great, especially regarding the new characters. Let me know what you think.

And thanks for the kind words. We all serve in our own way, my friend.

Scouts out!

Mike

Mike,

Just finished Iron Tigers and I have to say you outdid yourself on that one. I really enjoyed Tin Soldiers, but feel Iron Tigers was even better.

The only downside is that now I don't have anything to read. I started Iron Tigers on Sunday at 3:00 am as Hurricane Jeanne came blowing through Georgia. I didn't have power and had to read by flashlight, but I was hooked. My only question is: when will your next book be out?

Thanks and keep up the good work.

Gib

Gib,

First, trust you and yours came through Jeanne all right. And now I hear a little girl named Lisa is brewing up. Here we go again...

Thanks for taking the time to write. Glad you enjoyed IRON TIGERS and TIN SOLDIERS. I'm proud of both books, but tried to broaden out the material some in TIGERS. Glad you approve.

Working on the next book in the series now. Entitled WAR DOGS, it's due out in Sep 2005. Stay tuned to www.TheTanker.com for more. And again, thanks for writing.

Scouts out!

Mike

Mike,

Just read Iron Tigers and it was great. And I was raised around a man just like Rolf Krieger!

Also…I do believe I am going to get a Jack Russell. Anyway, great book, looking forward to your next one!

Steve Kinser

Steve,

Thanks for writing. Glad you liked Rolf and wish you luck with any future Jacks...I've got one laying at my feet as I type now.

Again, thanks for writing and good luck.

Scouts out!

Mike

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