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Hey France

I’m a little tired of all your posturing. Do us all a favor, and stick to what you're good at - baking bread and having an attitude. As a side not, it's interesting to note that a country so well known for creating perfumes can harbor so many stinky people. Write this down, kids - Perfume and cologne are supplemental odors, not one to cover your own.

I'm not ungrateful. I appreciate the assistance you gave in the formation of my country. But let's make one thing clear, here. It was assistance. We spent years pushing the English into the Carolinas, and you lobbed a few cannon balls into English shipping off the coast. I'm grateful, but you know what France would be without the US? Germany. PS - thanks for bombing us in Morocco when we came to help.

Now you, and some of those people I am ashamed to call my countrymen, are pissing about our actions in Iraq? Let me see if I understand this - Saddam murders his people, threatens his neighbors, invades countries, supports world terrorism, and defies French co-sponsored UN legislation, and we still have no justification for kicking his ass clean out of the desert? Let me hip you to something - Saddam is a liar. Between George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein - Saddam's the bad guy. That's as plain as your inability to hold a small fort in Indochina.

George W. Bush is a great American. He believes in America and Americans. It is a shame that so many Americans do not believe in him. I hope your doors are open, France, because I am issuing embarkation orders. All these Americans who view the world through the same distorted lenses you do are directed to your doorstep. We do not want them. Take them for us.

--John Bertetto

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